Where do you ship from?

Murrieta, California. Straight out the West with dust on the box and style in the tape.

How long’s it take?

Usually 3–5 days to ship, 3–7 to land. Depends if your mailman’s built different.

Can I track my order?

Yeah. We’ll send tracking so you don’t spiral and start catching abandonment issues.

Can I return or exchange?

Nah. All sales final. Commit like an adult.

What if my stuff shows up messed up?

Email us within 7 days with pics and your order number. If it’s on us, we’ll fix it..

Can I cancel or change my order?

Once it’s in, it’s gone. We move fast. You should too.

Local pickup?

Not yet. Everything ships out the back.

How do I pay?

Cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay. Whatever keeps the lights on.

How’s the fit?

Hats are one size fits most. Tees run true. If you’re in between, size up and stop overthinking it.

Restocks?

Maybe. Most drops don’t get a second life. Blink and you’ll miss it.

Can you do me a favor?

No. Beat it, nerd.